Thursday, May 6, 2010

Sexy Haikus

As a teenager,

I would call masturbating

“Going Number Three.”




I found Dad’s porn stash.

He’s got a thing for Asians

With small, hairless cocks.




I had fun last night.

I think I lost my ring, though…

Can you check your shit?




She wanted my love,

And she finally got it-

All over her face.




They made me take off

My yellow “Live Strong” bracelet

For the cumshot scene.




Rape is not funny.

But prisoners getting raped

Is kind of funny.


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