As a teenager,
I would call masturbating
“Going Number Three.”
I found Dad’s porn stash.
He’s got a thing for Asians
With small, hairless cocks.
I had fun last night.
I think I lost my ring, though…
Can you check your shit?
She wanted my love,
And she finally got it-
All over her face.
They made me take off
My yellow “Live Strong” bracelet
For the cumshot scene.
Rape is not funny.
But prisoners getting raped
Is kind of funny.
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