Sunday, May 9, 2010

Ponderous Haikus



Do the Japanese

Make their wheelchair-bound house guests

Remove their sneakers?



Could I kill my boss

And frame it as suicide?

Yes, absolutely.



I don’t think it counts

As wearing lingerie if

It’s shoved up your ass.



Let’s turn Burning Man

Into a hippie death camp.

Dance until you’re dead.



My psychic told me

I have no job or girlfriend.

How did she know that?



Worst temp job ever:

Executive Assistant

To Adolf Hitler.



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